We Are Still Waiting On Japan
A poem about the delayed v1.3 Panzer Dragoon: Remake patch due to the COVID-19 pandemic.
Rumble, gyro, sound remixes
60 frames and lock-on fixes
Extra stage, more buttons mapped
No more laggy camera crap!
Along with Shadow box’s settings,
So many things we will be getting!
‘Hark!’ she cries “The patch is done!”
Now the lotcheck wait’s begun!
“I cannot wait until you see
The awesomeness that’s 1.3!”
The discord mob cannot be sated.
Each morn they check, their breath abated.
Alas, no patch today, good man
We are still waiting on Japan.